January 2012
1 post
December 2011
3 posts
Losing My Religion: If I'm So Done With Faith, Why... →
November 2011
1 post
October 2011
1 post
BLOGGING via TYPEWRITER.: Other "Exclusives" That... →
inothernews:
Occupy Wall Street is probably not an American citizen and cannot produce a birth certificate. We don’t know, ask Rick Perry.
Occupy Wall Street wants to help prostitutes and their pimps.
Occupy Wall Street loves to have abortions.
Occupy Wall Street performs abortions.
Occupy Wall…
September 2011
2 posts
9 tags
Shaving and showers.
smartalexnation:
And houses.
11 tags
What does pwned mean?
smartalexnation:
I can make up words too. Twatastic. It’s how your mom makes me feel when she sits on my face.
August 2011
3 posts
Don't judge him.
smartalexnation:
He’s had a hard day at recess.
12 tags
We're back.
smartalexnation:
And we’ve killed a man.
2 tags
July 2011
1 post
I'm moving to los angeles.
Take me with you!
smartalexnation:
So we’re taking a couple sick weeks. Cough, cough. Don’t cry, we’ll be back in august. I’ll miss your lazy eye and amazing rack. Wait for me, my love. And seriously, stop crying. This shirt is really expensive.
June 2011
2 posts
Don't mess with me.
smartalexnation:
Or you get my mess.
You're new here, so I'll level with ya.
smartalexnation:
We have a whale of a time here at blubber inc. Just don’t piss off the big man or he’ll go pinocchio on your ass. If that happens, (god forbid) just grab onto a taste bud or light a fire. He’ll blow you right out. You see carl over there? He’s been swallowed eight times. We call him mr. ipecac. He’s real nice most the time. Just don’t mention the word uvula. He’ll have a panic...
May 2011
5 posts
What to eat, what to eat.
smartalexnation:
Ugh. Guess I’ll order a pizza.
http://www.firstshowing.net/2011/alan-rickmans-fond... →
Effing excellent article...as I contribute to the... →
Behold my creation.
smartalexnation:
I shall never wear pants again.
Your name backwards almost spells Llama.
smartalexnation:
And that’s good enough for me.
April 2011
10 posts
Cold. Refreshing.
smartalexnation:
Final.
Accio Sanity: Today I am declaring it Michael G.... →
rufustfirefly:
Tonight we will say goodbye to one of the most caring, lovable, unaware and flawed characters on television. For seven years Michael Scott has made us awkwardly squirm in our seats until the point of laughter, embarrassment, and even tears. Tonight will be no different.
I know many fans during…
Who here tries to bite their attacker to leave...
smartalexnation:
Am I right or am I right?
She sends her love.
smartalexnation:
And her lover.
Look! There's one over there, kids!
smartalexnation:
Oh no…it’s just another rock.
If it makes you feel any better, you fell really...
smartalexnation:
Let’s get you back to your box of solitude where you can think. I just cleaned out all the kryptonite.
March 2011
1 post
Bring on the locusts and herpes.
smartalexnation:
Just give me back my interwebs.
February 2011
1 post
January 2011
1 post
December 2010
2 posts
I hope they're illegal.
smartalexnation:
Breaking the law excites me.
November 2010
5 posts
Gobble, gobble.
smartalexnation:
My cranberry sauce.
Why do I follow all these food blogs! All I want to do is eat. Everything! Even the gross shit!
The apocalypse is here.
smartalexnation:
Hide your liberal agenda and/or action figures.
October 2010
3 posts
Tacobamanomics.
smartalexnation:
Give the people taco reform, they’ll forget all about the nazi checkpoints.
Happy bday to us, happy bday to us.
smartalexnation:
Smart Alex Nation turns one year old today. That means we’re this many. Also, I’m giving you the finger.
September 2010
2 posts
August 2010
4 posts
99 bottles of failure on the wall...
smartalexnation:
Take one down, pass it around.
July 2010
1 post
June 2010
4 posts
OMFC.
smartalexnation:
Oh my fucking couch.