ffoodd:

Blue Bell Creamery in Brenham, TX (by Patty (in Dallas))

sofapizza:

god damn you, general mills.

inothernews:

But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he rode out of sight, ”No one will ever believe you.”

This is better than keeping Christ in Christmas.

sofapizza:

b’aww. my sister-in-law had her baby yesterday (she was induced so he’d have ‘the cool birthday’), but i don’t think he’ll ever be as cool as this.

inothernews:

1. Occupy Wall Street is probably not an American citizen and cannot produce a birth certificate. We don’t know, ask Rick Perry.
2. Occupy Wall Street wants to help prostitutes and their pimps.
3. Occupy Wall Street loves to have abortions.
4. Occupy Wall Street performs abortions.
5. Occupy Wall…

smartalexnation:

And houses.

smartalexnation:

I can make up words too. Twatastic. It’s how your mom makes me feel when she sits on my face.

smartalexnation:

He’s had a hard day at recess.

smartalexnation:

And we’ve killed a man.